Advice for the Ladies from the Guys
Game Winning Outfit
So I am no expert… far be it for me to throw stones, I’ve built one hell of a glass house. But since Three Day Rule has created this arena, I might as well use it.
Please don't do that on a first date / ever
Please disregard the following posting if you’re 21 or under, but for the rest of you single, actively-dating women, seeking non-d-bag dudes, please don’t do the following on a first date:
Am I ruined?
When I was young, I bought into the whole "quantity over quality" thing when it came to getting laid. I'm a pretty good looking guy and have always had standards, but there were always those few dogs that slipped through the cracks, and a couple I just cannot talk about. Years later (about 13 years since I lost my V-card), I have slowed down dramatically and would love to find that one girl that helps me forget about all the rest. I do understand that it will always be a struggle, but when I close my eyes and picture the girl(s) I want to marry, the struggle isn't so difficult anymore. I am aware of the age old saying amongst men: Show me a hot girl and I'll show you the guy who's sick of f*cking her. But still, I keep my eye on the ball.
A Shiny Christmas Date to Forget
A while back I tried internet dating on E-Harmony. I wasn't getting a lot of tail and figured it couldn't hurt. I was wrong, as E-harmony led me to the most painful date of my life.
Girl Types, From a Guys Perspective Pt. 1 - Party Girls...
First, we have the Party Girls. Guys get immediate satisfaction from the party animals. They play a big role in going out and having a good time in the nightlife scene and often some very awkward next mornings with the guy scrambling around for that one missing sock and car keys while trying not to knock over the half drank crappy vodka soda from last night's messy adventures. I don't want to say anything bad about being a party animal. I believe in living your life to the fullest and if that's what is making you happy at the time, then by all means go for it. We all need to party from time to time and just let loose and maybe let our guards down a little. Patron is our friend, and Lil' Wayne may even be your friend too for a night of booty grinding. Maybe you just got out of a long term relationship, are having a rough time, or just want to have fun, so go for it -- but be in tune and understand that by acting this way, guys will perceive you as a one night stand or future booty call.
But this was expensive...
Many of us associate expensive with "the best." But, just because you are sporting a new Jacket from Yves St. Laurent, am I (a guy) suppose to be impressed?
(Detroit) Lions and (Cincinnati) Bengals and (Chicago) Bears, OH MY!
I get how frustrating it can be for you ladies to lose your man every year before the first orange leaf hits the ground. Football season is here. College Football, Pro Football, Eagles, Bears, the Bengals, Fantasy Drafts (What the hell is Fantasy draft? Like a Fantasy being wisped away to France by a man who is gorgeous, keeps his mouth shut and opens your door every time?)
Ice Queen
If you never had your heart broken, consider yourself one of the lucky ones. For the rest, I’m sure you can recall at least one experience in this lifetime of having your heart being ripped out of our chest, resembling a sacramental ceremony you would see in an Indiana Jones movie (I'm referring to TEMPLE OF DOOM for those of you who missed that flick).
Bachelor Party
This is a story about the time I went to Vegas with nothing but the suit on my back, my wallet, and a toothbrush.
Connecting Outside of Bars
So here’s the thing about me. I’m extremely funny, can engage and develop a relationship with someone in an absurdly small amount of time, and am laid back almost to a fault. So why am I still single? It’s important to note that though I want to settle down, have kids, etc etc etc it doesn’t dominate my thoughts. I'm doing just fine. But still the question is out there, and people always ask me “why don’t you have a girlfriend”…and I almost never have a good reason other than the standard bullshit lines people give.