Advice for the Ladies from the Guys
(Detroit) Lions and (Cincinnati) Bengals and (Chicago) Bears, OH MY!
I get how frustrating it can be for you ladies to lose your man every year before the first orange leaf hits the ground. Football season is here. College Football, Pro Football, Eagles, Bears, the Bengals, Fantasy Drafts (What the hell is Fantasy draft? Like a Fantasy being wisped away to France by a man who is gorgeous, keeps his mouth shut and opens your door every time?)
Ice Queen
If you never had your heart broken, consider yourself one of the lucky ones. For the rest, I’m sure you can recall at least one experience in this lifetime of having your heart being ripped out of our chest, resembling a sacramental ceremony you would see in an Indiana Jones movie (I'm referring to TEMPLE OF DOOM for those of you who missed that flick).
Bachelor Party
This is a story about the time I went to Vegas with nothing but the suit on my back, my wallet, and a toothbrush.
Connecting Outside of Bars
So here’s the thing about me. I’m extremely funny, can engage and develop a relationship with someone in an absurdly small amount of time, and am laid back almost to a fault. So why am I still single? It’s important to note that though I want to settle down, have kids, etc etc etc it doesn’t dominate my thoughts. I'm doing just fine. But still the question is out there, and people always ask me “why don’t you have a girlfriend”…and I almost never have a good reason other than the standard bullshit lines people give.
Love Connection in a Bar
ANONYMOUS -
I hear this type of stuff a LOT from my female friends....
"oh my gawd! I just had the best night! I met the most amazing guy.
He bought me and the girls a round of shots. Then he just zoned in on
me and we really connected. We both like to run, good wine, and the
new Coldplay album. And If you put our names in the love calculator,
it says we have a 95% chance of success! He kinda looks like the
teacher on Glee but doesn't dress as cute. OMG, we would have the
cutest babies!"