Advice for the Ladies from the Guys
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MEN have Chest Hair
Ladies, I too am vulnerable. For years I have dealt with an embarrassing problem… I have chest hair. You may scoff at this admission but during some of the most epic periods in my life such as Spring Break 2001… bare chests and massive juiced up muscles were “in”. What was a guy to do but conceal his true nature and take a razor to his chest? Most of my friends at the time were peer pressured into doing some hardcore manscaping just to get the attention of a cute co-ed at the beach. It was a sad time for men indeed, but my point here is that I know many of you ladies, even right now in 2010, are still turned off by the chest hair. However, as you mature and start looking for real men to date instead of just cute boys to pass the time, I urge you to consider what it really means when a man has body hair.
Permit me to drop some knowledge on you: Each and every time a man does something manly, a tiny amount of hair will sprout onto a man’s chest. Adding a little extra hot sauce to your eggs, hitting a grand slam, earning a huge bonus at work, wrestling a wild animal to the ground… these events force us to produce extra endorphins to conquer the situation, and as a result we grow brand new hairs to wear around for life as a badge of pride. For generations, both men and women could visually judge a man’s overall manliness by the size, thickness, and sometimes color of the patch on his chest. Take for instance some of the most desired men in Hollywood from years behind: Burt Reynolds (http://bit.ly/1lX5Fa), David Hasselhoff (http://bit.ly/950ZL4 ), Robert Redford (http://bit.ly/8YhraP ), Steve McQueen (http://bit.ly/95ECLQ) , these guys were cocks of the walk then and they were happy to show you what was doin under the hood.
Please don't do that on a first date / ever
Please disregard the following posting if you’re 21 or under, but for the rest of you single, actively-dating women, seeking non-d-bag dudes, please don’t do the following on a first date: