Guy Types
Let's get down to the nitty-gritty, ladies! Want to know about your Guy Type? ...Click on any of the Guy Types below to get a detailed definition and list of the hot spots he frequents.
Think you're into more than just one Guy Type? ...Anything is possible, so to increase your possibilities, we've classified each Guy Type in one of the 6 major Guy Categories (e.g. Weekend Warrior, Bad Boy, Creative, Dreamer, Jock, and Brainiac). Check out the other Guy Types in your Guy Category to see if someone else strikes your fancy!
Not sure? Take the "What's My Type?" survey to figure out your Guy Type and Guy Category.
- Artist (Creative)
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Identifiable by their scraggly hair and the paint flecks (unintentionally) placed on their jeans, these tormented souls are attracted to beautiful things and people. You'll be instantly smitten by the Artist's passion for life and his anti-Crate and Barrel decorated efficiency apartment. But beware, the Artist is compatible with few over the long run due to his rebellious and overly-sensitive nature.
- Agent (Bad Boy)
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With less hair but more street cred than the Junior Agent, these Hollywood power players will impress you (and everyone else for that matter) with their Black AMEX and major game. Enjoy the VIP treatment and his sick entertainment budget, but don't try to interrupt his blackberry convo' during dinner - there's someone on the other end more important than you.
- Been There, Done That (Bad Boy)
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He's baaaaack! This 40(ish) something divorcee is back in the game, and ready to play. Having gone through his fair share of drama, this guy knows what he wants out of a relationship, and knows what kind of lady he wants during round two. Beware: all divorced men have one thing in common: an ex-wife. Only date him if you have room in your life for some extra baggage. Scope this Bad Boy at any higher-end lounge where he can woo you with his stories (hopefully, not about his ex-wife).
- B.M.O.C - Big Man on Campus (Jock)
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Think Will Ferrell from Old School. You can spot this formerly popular collegian by his broad shoulders, class ring, and faded fraternity t-shirts circa 1992. Often found at local sports bars or telling stories about his "glory days" on the varsity football team, catch this guy's eye by rooting for any football team ranking in the top 10 BCS standings, and then watch his eyes light up when you tell him you're a former Tri-Delt.
- Boarder (Jock)
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Whether its surf, snow, or skate, the common thread among these guys is strong core muscles (read: rocking bodies), annual "guy trips" to Costa Rica or Whistler, and a love for all things Burton. If you're looking for something laid back (i.e. hanging out, watching surf videos and eating Mexican food), this is the guy for you. He's quite a seasonal creature so don't be sad when he ditches you for good swells in summer and powdery snow in the winter.
- Clooney (Bad Boy)
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Much like his namesake, this consummate bachelor is sexy, charming, and emotionally unavailable. Found at almost any Hollywood club, this fox's disappearing act and mixed signals will certainly keep you guessing. He is the reason why that book, He's Just Not that Into You, was written.
- Corn-Husker-turned-Actor (Dreamer)
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Hailing from any one of the red states, this corn-fed gem can offer the best of both worlds: Josh Hartnett looks with family values. His arm candy rating is high because he is, of course, out in L.A. to become an actor. Just tune him out when he talks about the "industry," and catch him before he gets jaded.
- Corporateer (Weekend Warrior)
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This guy "works hard and plays hard." His love of golf and motivational sayings may bore the hell out of you, but this corporate American will surely court you like you've never been courted before. Think box seats at Staples or a private room at Ruth's Chris. Although he may be plain like the white paper his TPS reports print on, maybe you can teach him a thing or two about spicing up life!
- Cougar Hunter (Dreamer)
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Hold on to your mommies, girls, because this guy is on the prowl. Though he is younger (usually 22-26) he appreciates the finer things in life, including older women. What he lacks in his bank account or professional status, he surely makes up for in his romance.
- Douchebag (Bad Boy)
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You can spot the Douchebag almost anywhere, as it's a prevalent species in Los Angeles. The common characteristics of the D-Bag are the indoor use of sunglasses, overly groomed eyebrows, fresh mystic tan, and tribal tattoo on one of his four limbs. Forever rocking the collared shirt (popped, of course), this guy is about as interesting as a box of rocks, and all he is looking for is a box to rock, if you know what we mean. Avoid him like the plague.
- Ego Booster (Brainiac)
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Coming in all shapes and sizes, the Ego Booster is a staple in a girl's social diet. Though you will never date him because he's too nice...or broke...or short - okay, you get the picture - the Ego Booster will nevertheless be that guy who is always there for you. Keep in mind that just because he's not right for you, doesn't mean he's not right for another girl. So don't get bitter when your failsafe gets another lady in his life!
- Foreigner (Dreamer)
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The foreigner is easily identifiable by his pucca shell necklace and the acid washed nut huggers that he calls jeans. Though he may mispronounce your name and may not understand your sense of humor, he has more passion than a Danielle Steel novel.
- Fratastic (Jock)
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Blackouts, hangovers, and beer pong, oh my! The Fratastic will likely be found at a local Irish pub, or a USC football game. He normally greets you by putting his arm around your shoulders - not because he's excited, but because he can't hold himself up. Usually reserved and pensive during the day (most likely because he's reflecting on the events of the evening before), the Fratastic goes wild once the sun goes down. After all, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
- Green Giant (Creative)
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You can spot this guy by the hemp necklace he sports and the reusable brown bag that he totes around daily. The Green Giant is often in his own world, but once he lets you in, you'll be enlightened about the RBGs in yogurt and what those little numbers on the bottom of water bottles mean. His good energy and nebulous theories about the universe (but not his natural deodorant) are refreshing. Plus, he is the ultimate couple's yoga partner and makes a mean kale salad.
- Bridge and Tunnel (Bad Boy)
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Usually native to the New Jersey or the boroughs of New York area, the Bridge and Tunnel is a rare species in LA. Mostly traveling in packs, the Bridge and Tunnel is identifiable by the finely arched brows, a strategically unbuttoned short-sleeve shirt, a Jesus piece necklace, and white Cadillac.
- Hippie (Creative)
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Free Love. Free Tibet. Free food and shelter. That's what you'll be providing if you get involved with this dude. While his idealistic views, knowledge of Led Zeppelin songs, and aversion to grooming may be hot in a Jim Morrison sort of way, there's not much else that the Hippie can offer. He's so apathetic that he has no savings account or car. Therefore, you'll pay for everything and be his ride to the Venice drum circle.
- Hero (Jock)
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Do you love men in uniform? We do too. While most guys spend their days checking ESPN headlines, this guy is making headlines by putting out fires, saving lives, or taking on some other heroic task. You don't have to call 911 to meet the Hero; you can find him at any low-key bar around L.A. Just don't be upset if he doesn't call right away after meeting you - he just might be on call!
- Hipster (Creative)
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Native to the Silverlake area of greater Los Angeles, you can find the Hipster at local coffee shops, thrift stores or dive bars. Hipsters are easily identifiable by their Buddy Holly-style glasses, skinny jeans, and strategically messed hair. There's something sexy about the silent type, so give this guy a chance even if he seems standoff-ish. Beware of the Faux Hipster, which is nothing more than a Douche Bag who shops at American Apparel and hangs out in Hollywood.
- Jr. Agent (Bad Boy)
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Blackberry? Check. BMW 328i? Check. Panarei watch? Check. Who'd have thought that $500 per week as someone's mailroom bitch could turn this former-nerd into the next big thing in Tinsel town. This mogul-in-training can be found mingling with C-list reality stars and picking up underage girls at any of Brent Bolthouse's fine venues.
- Juicer (Jock)
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Behind the concrete walls of Gold's Gym, you'll find the Juicer pumping iron with a gallon water jug in tow. His sweat perfectly glistens off every muscle crevice on his egg-white-and-spinach-fed body. While he may be unable to tell you who the secretary of defense is, he can count calories like it's his job. Keep him around - you may get free personal training sessions!
- Liberal Arts Student (Dreamer)
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The streets of Westwood overflow with the Liberal Arts Student. Spot him in his faded polo shirt and Sears cargos at any café offering free wireless and coffee refills. If you want to be wined and dined, this guy's Stafford Loans probably won't support your Mr. Chow's habit. However, if you want to wine and dine this aspiring professor, take him to the movies - at least he'll get a discount.
- Male Model (Bad Boy)
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No one has ever looked sexier in a deep V-neck and skinny jeans (besides you of course) than the Male Model. While he may be one sandwich short of a picnic (and probably hasn't eaten a sandwich in years), this arm candy is the perfect accoutrement the next time you visit Opera or Foxtail.
- Nerd (Brainiac)
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Though he didn't get the memo that sexy's back, his knowledge of anime and ability to write code can make any woman's toes curl. The nerd can be found at Golden Apple Comics, at home playing Wii or online in a World of Warcraft. Occasionally the nerd species ventures out to bars so if you see one, catch him while you can!
- Opportunist (Dreamer)
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He's all about "making connections." In his world, it's not what you know but who you know. Often an actor/musician/producer/writer/dancer (or in some cases, all the above), he will maximize his networking by playing a numbers game with the ladies. Beware - this guy has a one-track mind. Don't fall in love with him until after he's made it.
- Partner (Weekend Warrior)
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The Partner has worked extremely hard to get to where he is and he has the wrinkles to prove it. Hang out at Mastro's, Cut or Casa any given weekday around 7:00pm, and you'll spot the Partner by his Zegna suit and pave diamond encrusted money clip. While he will certainly bore you with details about his exotic car collection or that big case he just won, this guy will buy you and your friends drinks all night.
- Popozao (Bad Boy)
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This former burb-dweller went gansta' after buying his first Eminem CD, and watching 8-mile. You'll be able to spot this Bad Boy from afar by his oversized puffer jacket and blinged-out dolla' sign he bought from Jacob the Jeweler. Don't be frightened by his appearance, the Popozao is like a melon - hard on the outside and soft and sweet in the middle.
- Production Assistant (Dreamer)
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He knows all the lines to your favorite movies, and can always sneak you and your girlfriends into the hottest premieres. He may even score you a gift bag! But when it comes to dining, the most you will be getting is Tuesday Taco night at home. Hang with this guy for fun at Barney's and Big Wangs and hope that when his IMDB page fills up he will finally take you out somewhere nice.
- Promoter (Bad Boy)
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Hook-ups at all hot bars around LA? Check. Rock n' Republic jeans? Check. Massively oversized watch? Check. A Facebook page with way too many pictures of himself with hot chicks? Check. This playboy is sure to break your heart but if you're looking for some arm candy to guide you around L.A. without waiting in lines, hang out with the Promoter. Be careful, because once he loses his VIP-list status, he may not look so cool anymore.
- Rhinestoner (Bad Boy)
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The Rhinestoner proudly dons his bedazzled Ed Hardy shirt and oversized trucker hat to catch your eye. But beware: like a Monet (or Criss Angel, Bret Michaels and Jon Gosselin), this guy only looks good from afar. He's either too old, too insecure, or too victimized by MTV marketing to just be himself. You'll soon realize that the only thing that interests this guy is wearing designer duds, prancing around with MTAs (models turned actresses), and racking up myspace friends. Do yourself a favor and just say "no thanks for the add" if this guy tries to talk to you.
- Richie Rich (Bad Boy)
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Nestled in the elite gated communities of Bel Air or deep in the Hollywood Hills, you'll find this recession-proof cutie sitting at the Sidebar sipping Bourbon on a Wednesday afternoon. Easily identifiable by his Jon Varvatos threads and Hybrid Tahoe, this son of a movie mogul or CEO has "business meetings" about once a month and spends the rest of his time poolside or in floor seats at the Lakers game. Play your cards right and you will be too.
- Renaissance Man (Dreamer)
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Whether it's backpacking through Patagonia, taking a spiritual retreat in India, or sky-diving, this soul searcher loves to experience life. Don't expect him to take you to a five star dinner at Cut - he's currently saving up for is his 2010 trip to Bali. You can find this gent at any speakeasy-type bar where the music is low enough for him to tell stories of his travels.
- Rockstar (Creative)
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The spectrum of rockers runs from the wannabes (think Justin Bobby) to the bona fides (think Bon Jovi) to the has-beens (think Bret Michaels). You'll want to keep your heart guarded because these guys give love a bad name. You'll also want to keep an extra bottle of eye makeup remover in your bathroom.
- Seacrest (Weekend Warrior)
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Gay, or not gay. That is the question. This Adonis-like creature buffs his nails, has a buyer at Neimans, and agonizes over which Z Gallerie wall fixture will match the color scheme in his apartment. The upside? You will love the pink orchids in his apartment. The downside? He has pink orchids in his apartment. Keep him around until he figures it out - at least you'll have a male's opinion next time you can't decide if those jeans flatter your butt.
- Southern Gent (Weekend Warrior)
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Has a guy ever given you the jacket off his back? Has any man ever been truly offended when you generously attempted to "fake-pay" at dinner? Did you ever meet a guy who says "please" and "thank you" and always leaves the toilet seat down? If you answered no to any of those questions, you must search for the coveted southern gent. Even if you're a Yankee gal at heart, you'll be smitten over his sweet drawl, Khaki pants, and love for wearing Polo shirts all year round.
- Stable Indie Rocker (Weekend Warrior)
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Corporate by day and indie rocker by night, this guy blends the best of both words: good boy and bad boy. Hailing from the burbs of Brentwood and West L.A., the Stable Indie Rocker often ventures east to haunts like Shortstop in Silverlake or Golden Gopher Downtown. He is as cool as an Indie Rocker but can actually pay for your drinks.
- Straight Edge (Weekend Warrior)
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A rarity on the L.A. scene, we can tell you that you won't find this guy at any Hollywood hotspots. You're more likely to find him hiking Runyon at 8:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning or playing a pick-up game of basketball with the boys, rather than sleeping off a Friday-night hangover. He's the kind of guy who will have one beer at dinner, will be totally repulsed when chicks go commando, and actually wants to get to know you.
- Turtle (Bad Boy)
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You'll likely find him following in the footsteps of his celebrity best friend. He's used to taking care of everyone and everything, and he'll likely do the same for you. This hanger-on will score you a trip to Sundance, a VIP pass to the Vanity Fair party, and a re-gifted swag bag on your birthday.
- TV Writer (Brainiac)
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Hailing from any of the Ivy league schools, this right-brainer will keep you laughing. Self-deprecating, yet confident, you'll grow to love this guy's quirks and Seth Rogan-type looks (circa 2007). Take him up on the offer for a nightcap at his Hancock Park villa - he'll likely have a vintage bottle of wine and some fabulous Hasty Pudding pictures to laugh over.
- Singer/Songwriter (Creative)
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Have you ever wanted to be woken up by a guy serenading you outside your window? Are you a hopeless romantic who listens to KOST103? If you answered yes to either question, this guy’s for you. Passionate, sensitive, and expressive, you’ll know exactly what’s on his mind…because chances are he’ll write a song about it. Beware: if you break his heart, he will write a song about you too.