(Detroit) Lions and (Cincinnati) Bengals and (Chicago) Bears, OH MY!

Posted by Anonymous Fratastic on 25 October 2009 | 1 Comments

Tags: Football, Dating in LA, Cincinnati Bengals

I get how frustrating it can be for you ladies to lose your man every year before the first orange leaf hits the ground. Football season is here. College Football, Pro Football, Eagles, Bears, the Bengals, Fantasy Drafts (What the hell is Fantasy draft? Like a Fantasy being wisped away to France by a man who is gorgeous, keeps his mouth shut and opens your door every time?)

What could be more frustrating? So how do you cope with this behavior?

Listen – some things are the way they are. The majority of men in America wait all year for this, so take the time to understand something. Things could be worse: heroin addiction, a hairy back.

But, a guy who’s passionate about something can actually be sexy (and work to your advantage). Think about it: men love helping women in distress. It takes them back to their days when they had their super man cape, flying around the living room and wanting to lift cars.

So, come in with the Lois Lane ignorance and you may score points because you are taking interest in something we find interesting. Ask:

“Why was that a penalty?”

“What’s a first down?”

If you plead ignorance, and appear open to the idea of learning the sport, you are instilling us with the power of teaching you something truly sacred that has been passed down from generation to generation.

Plus, wouldn’t it be fun to know more of a sport instead of how cute the quarterback is?